Before [Bride's Name], [Groom's Name]'s idea of a long-term commitment was his streaming service subscriptions.

Now, he's taken on a lifetime subscription to love, laughter, and occasionally, 'Honey, have you seen my keys?'

I've been thinking, marriage is like a great recipe

it takes a little bit of love, a lot of patience, and somehow, no matter what you put in, the in-laws are always a surprise ingredient

Before they met, I remember [Groom's Name] had very strong opinions about interior design, convinced his apartment was a masterpiece of masculine sophistication.

Now, he mostly just nods enthusiastically whenever [Bride's Name] holds up two different throw pillows and asks for his 'input'.

I used to think the biggest compromise in marriage would be deciding on vacation destinations.

Turns out, it's deciding who gets to keep 80% of the duvet and still pretend to be asleep when the other person starts shivering.