Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it felt crumby and wanted a sweet diagnosis

Why did Cupid go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to draw hearts!

My Valentine's Day plans are pretty simple this year.

I'm celebrating the profound joy of not having to pretend to be surprised by an overpriced bouquet.

Cupid must be a terrible shot.

Because every February 14th, my arrows are pointed directly at the discounted chocolate aisle.