Why did the coffee file a police report on Valentine's Day?

Because it got mugged by love

Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup

Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little melted under the pressure

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time!