Are you a Valentine's Day bouquet?

Because you're a pick above the rest and I'm feeling a little wilted without you!

This Valentine's Day, I'm planning a very intimate dinner...

...with someone who truly understands me: the delivery driver who already knows my order.

Valentine's Day, where couples are out there proving their love with flowers, fancy dinners, and heartfelt cards.

And I'm just over here, patiently waiting for February 15th to prove my love... for half-price chocolate.

I've decided to treat myself on Valentine's Day

Because let's be real, I'm the only one who still thinks I'm a good catch