I asked the groom how he knew the bride was the one for him

He said, 'She's the only person who doesn't mind that I'm still a work in progress, and by that, I mean she's agreed to be my editor for the next 50 years.'

We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized

Now we just need a planner to plan our meetings with the wedding planner

I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is

separate bathrooms and a strong WiFi signal

We started wedding planning thinking about our future together.

Now we're just wondering if our future includes a second mortgage for the cake.