I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but it's still in the

thawing-out process

At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

where everyone argues over who ate the last roll, and it's always the dog's fault

Why did the cranberry sauce blush?

Because it saw the turkey dressing!

At our Thanksgiving dinner, we have a tradition where everyone shares what they're grateful for.

But honestly, it's just a competition to see who can come up with the most creative way of saying they're thankful for wine.