Why don't secrets last long in a garden?

Because the potatoes have eyes, and the corn has ears!

I was trying to get my kids to eat more vegetables, so I took them to the garden to show them where they come from.

Now they're rooted in their refusal to eat them.

I tried to start a new business selling clocks, but I couldn't find the time.

So I was at the beach with my kids, and we saw a guy selling shells. He had all sorts of shells, from big conch shells to tiny clam shells. My kid asked him how he managed to collect so many

and he said it was a shell of a job!