I've been taking sailing lessons from a beautiful instructor, and she's been teaching me about the importance of tacking, coming about, and making sharp turns to stay on course.

Now I'm hooked on her techniques, and she's helping me navigate the waters of intimacy, one buoy at a time.

My career counselor said I needed to figure out how to get ahead in life.

I told her I thought I was already quite proficient at it.

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will actually look for a golf ball.

My girlfriend asked me to fix a really stubborn clog in the shower last night. I had to get down on my knees, work it hard and deep with a long, flexible rod, and really thrust it in until it finally came loose.

The drain's running perfectly now, but I think I pulled a muscle.