My girlfriend told me she wanted us to really work on our oral communication.

I told her, 'Okay, but you gotta promise not to bite down again.'

I've been dating a girl who's a professional mirroring coach, and she's always trying to get me to reflect on our relationship.

But honestly, it's just a lot of self-reflection and I'm not sure I'm ready to face myself in the morning.

My girlfriend told me she finds a man who can 'handle his wood' very attractive.

I guess I'd better learn some carpentry.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional clockmaker, and she's always trying to get me to

wind her up