๐ Valentine's Joke
Anti-ValentineWednesday, October 7, 2026
My ideal Valentine's Day date involves candlelight and soft music...
...which is just me eating pizza in the dark so I don't have to share, and my neighbors are playing their bass too loud.
More Valentine's Jokes
Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?
Because you're sugar sweet and I want to be the sprinkles on your heart
Some people spend Valentine's Day searching for their soulmate.
I'm just trying to decide if my soulmate is the pizza delivery guy or the remote control.
Are you a box of chocolates?
Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.
My Valentine's Day plans are pretty elaborate.
First, I'm making dinner for two. Then I'm eating both servings.
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