I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

...trying to read the tiny print on this candy heart.

Is your dad a baker?

Because you're a cutie pie... and I was hoping he had some leftovers for Valentine's Day!

Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!

Valentine's Day always makes me think of couples like competitive athletes...

...they spend all year casually dating, then on February 14th, it's suddenly the Olympics of romance.