Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

Valentine's Day, where couples are out there proving their love with flowers, fancy dinners, and heartfelt cards.

And I'm just over here, patiently waiting for February 15th to prove my love... for half-price chocolate.

I'm reading a book on Valentine's Day traditions

Apparently, it's all about love, romance, and pretending to like overpriced dinners.

Cupid must be a terrible shot.

Because every February 14th, my arrows are pointed directly at the discounted chocolate aisle.