I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'lonely nights' and 'even lonelier nights' categories.

Why did the rose go to the florist on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to get to the root of its love life!

Why did the couple's love letter go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a lot of 'expressed' emotions to work through.

Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes, and now I can't find the Valentine's candy aisle.