Are you a Valentine's Day greeting card?

Because you have a special delivery to my heart!

Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!

Why did the flower go to the dance on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time to find love

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!