Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

Because you're a little prickly, but I'm still stuck on you

My ideal Valentine's Day involves a long, loving relationship...

...with my remote control and a very large pizza.

Are you a Valentine's Day parking ticket?

Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, and I really should have paid attention to the two-hour limit.

Why did the couple's love for each other become a work of art on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a masterpiece of the heart