They say marriage is all about compromise.

Which, in our house, means I get to control the thermostat... when my wife isn't looking.

My fiancé started out saying he just wanted me to be happy with the wedding plans.

Now he's doing Venn diagrams to compare linen textures and debating the merits of different napkin folds.

I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is

separate bathrooms and a strong WiFi signal

My fiancé started out calm and collected during wedding planning.

Now she refers to the caterers as 'the culinary saboteurs' and believes the florists are part of a secret anti-bridal society.