Knock knock. Who's there? Ice Cream.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Extra Punny

Monday, October 12, 2026

Ice Cream who? Ice Cream so loud if you don't open the door, this joke will *cone*-fuse everyone, and I'll *melt* into a puddle of *sundae* regrets!

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? I forgot

who? Oh wait, I remember now, but it's not like it matters because I'm just going to forget again anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one.

No one who? Exactly. There's literally nobody here. I just wanted to see if the door was locked.

Knock knock. Who's there? Maple.

Maple who? Maple syrup to talk to someone, I'm feeling a little drained.

Knock knock. Who's there? Oblivion.

Oblivion who? *everything ceases to exist*

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