Why did the turkey join the band?

Because he was a drumstick!

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year where we all come together

and silently judge each other's life choices over a plate of dry turkey

I've been thinking, why did the turkey join the gym?

To get some egg-cellent abs for Thanksgiving dinner!

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is the one place where

the only thing we pass around the table more often than the mashed potatoes is criticism.