I'm considering buying a house, but the prices are outrageous

I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that doesn't require a second job... or a second lottery win

I've been trying to practice mindfulness in therapy

but I keep finding myself pondering existential dread during meditation instead of my breath

My therapist asked me what my biggest fantasy was.

I told her: a 40-hour work week.

Our company motto is 'we're a family here',

which is why I'm starting to think my actual family is also just looking for ways to downsize me.