So I was at the coffee shop with my kids, and we noticed that the barista was having a hard time keeping up with all the orders. She was moving around quickly, but still seemed a bit frazzled. I asked her if she was feeling a little

buzzed

My son came home from school yesterday looking a bit deflated. He told me he'd really struggled with his math test, especially the questions about decimals and fractions.

I told him he just needed to get to the point.

I took my kids to the library and asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov's dogs

and she said it rang a bell

I took my mushroom to the party because

he was a fun-gi