In my family, the biggest Thanksgiving debate isn't politics or who gets the last drumstick.

It's who gets to make Grandma's 'secret recipe' stuffing this year.

Why did the cranberry sauce always win arguments?

Because it always had a berry strong point!

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner...

It's a gobbler of a meal that's off the chain!

Alright, everyone, the moment of truth has arrived for this magnificent turkey.

I just hope I don't *fowl* up the carving.