Why was the stuffing always the life of the party?

Because it was so well-dressed!

Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve this magnificent turkey, I just want you to know...

...I always try to stay 'ahead of the carve!'

At our Thanksgiving dinner, we have a tradition where everyone shares what they're grateful for.

But honestly, it's just a competition to see who can come up with the most creative way of saying they're thankful for wine.

Thanksgiving dinner at our house always begins with a beautiful prayer of gratitude.

And ends with a very pointed interrogation about everyone's life choices.