Alright, folks, the moment of truth! As I prepare to carve this magnificent bird, I just realized this turkey had a seriously rough day yesterday.

...It was completely *stuffed*.

Why did the stuffing get invited to every party?

Because it was always so well-bread!

Alright everyone, it's time to carve this magnificent bird!

Who's ready for some *poultry in motion*?

My uncle takes his role as the Thanksgiving turkey carver very seriously.

He calls it 'deconstructing poultry,' we call it 'making confetti'.