What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador!

I took my kids to the bakery and saw a big tray of donuts

I guess you could say they were hole lot of trouble to resist

I'm shell-shocked by how much I spent on seashells at the beach today

I decided to take my kids to the air show, and as we were watching the planes fly by, one of them asked me how pilots learn to navigate through the clouds. I told them it's all about getting a little

fog-getful of their surroundings