Why did the menorah and the Christmas tree go to therapy together?

They had a lot of burning issues and needed to branch out for support.

Why do parents sometimes feel like they're living in "Home Alone" during the holidays?

Because after the kids help decorate, the entire house becomes a booby trap!

Why did Santa hire a quality control expert for his Naughty or Nice list?

He wanted to ensure there were no claus for concern.

What's Santa's favorite kind of coffee?

Decaffeinated. He gets enough 'jingle' all night long, and needs his *Silent Night*.