My wife and I have been married for ten years, and we've finally figured out who's responsible for what.

Turns out, we both think the other person is responsible for changing the toilet paper roll.

They say marriage is all about compromise.

Which, in our house, means I get to control the thermostat... when my wife isn't looking.

I've been thinking, marriage is like a great work of art

it starts with a blank canvas, and over time, it gets framed, hung, and occasionally, criticized by your mother-in-law

We designed our wedding seating chart with scientific precision.

Mainly to keep Aunt Carol and Uncle Bob in separate time zones.