After Thanksgiving dinner at our place, the only thing that gets more attention than the leftovers...

...is the button on everyone's pants.

At our Thanksgiving dinner, the mashed potatoes aren't the only thing getting passed around.

It's usually judgment, unsolicited advice, and an updated headcount of who's still single.

Why did the head chef get a little nervous carving the Thanksgiving turkey this year?

He was afraid he'd just wing it.

Why was the Thanksgiving stuffing always so confident?

Because it knew its stuff!