In my family, the most competitive event at Thanksgiving isn't football or eating the most pie.

It's seeing who can fall asleep on the couch first after dinner.

In my family, the most anticipated event at Thanksgiving isn't the food or the football game

it's watching my aunt and uncle try to use Snapchat to send a group photo

Carving this turkey is quite the workout.

I'm really getting *poultry* in motion!

I've been trying to figure out why the turkey went to the doctor

Because it had a fowl cough!