I've been dating a girl who's a talented locksmith

and she's always looking for a key to a deeper relationship

Why did the couple bring a dictionary on their honeymoon?

They wanted to define their relationship

I've been dating a girl who's a professional mirroring coach, and she's always trying to get me to reflect on our relationship.

But honestly, it's just a lot of self-reflection and I'm not sure I'm ready to face myself in the morning.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional voice actor, and she's always doing different accents in bed

But honestly, the only one that ever comes close to the real thing is the one she uses when she's faking it