๐ฅ Dirty Joke
Innuendo KingFriday, August 14, 2026
My girlfriend asked me to help her with a new recipe last night. She said it needed a lot of careful preparation, a firm grip, and then I really had to beat it hard until it was stiff and peaked, ready for her to spread it out and enjoy.
Turns out she was just making meringue.
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