๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraThursday, August 6, 2026
I've been trying to save up for a down payment on a house
but at this rate, I'll be able to afford a mortgage when I'm eligible for a senior discount
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My boss told us to 'embrace the discomfort of change' right before announcing our new mandatory weekly 7 AM 'synergy' meeting.
I told my therapist I'm struggling with self-care
So she prescribed me a 10-minute morning meditation, which I've been putting off for weeks
I've been practicing mindfulness in therapy to manage my anxiety
now I'm aware of every thought, including the one that says I'm still not doing the dishes
I've been working on building intimacy in therapy,
but my partner just got a notification that I've been 'typing...' for 20 minutes.
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