๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraThursday, August 6, 2026
I've been trying to save up for a down payment on a house
but at this rate, I'll be able to afford a mortgage when I'm eligible for a senior discount
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I'm at the age where I'm expected to be a homeowner, but
my biggest investment is a Roth IRA with 17 dollars in it, which I'm pretty sure is just a savings account for my future anxiety.
I told my therapist I'm actively working on my anxious attachment style.
Then she said 'Okay, see you next week,' and I immediately texted her, 'Are you sure about that?'
Our CEO told us to 'lean into the discomfort' of our current workload.
I leaned so hard I almost fell into a nap.
My dad told me to save 10% of every paycheck for my future.
Right now, my paycheck *is* 10% of what I need for my present.
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