I was going to ask the turkey for its opinion on the Thanksgiving menu...

...but I figured it would just give me a lot of gobble-dygook.

My dad spends weeks bragging about his 'secret recipe' for the Thanksgiving turkey.

The secret ingredient, we've discovered, is usually 20 extra minutes in the oven and a fire extinguisher.

What's a turkey's favorite type of music?

Anything with a good drumstick beat!

Why did the cranberry sauce blush?

Because it saw the turkey dressing!