Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health

In my family, we don't have a traditional Thanksgiving dinner

We just have a bunch of dishes that our relatives argued about making, and a turkey that's just relieved to be the one thing we all agree on

My family always begins Thanksgiving dinner with a moment of silent gratitude.

It's usually followed by a not-so-silent debate about who's grateful enough to do the dishes.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure