Why did the stuffing win an award?

Because it was outstanding in its field!

Why did the stuffing always get invited to the Thanksgiving dinner parties?

Because it was great at giving sage advice!

At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

where everyone argues over who ate the last roll, and it's always the dog's fault

At our Thanksgiving dinner, we have a tradition where everyone shares what they're thankful for.

It's always interesting to see how long it takes for someone to turn their gratitude into a complaint about someone else at the table.