My dad spends weeks bragging about his 'secret recipe' for the Thanksgiving turkey.

The secret ingredient, we've discovered, is usually 20 extra minutes in the oven and a fire extinguisher.

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a perfectly baked pie

it looks great on the outside, but inside, it's a total mess

I've got a fowl feeling about this year's Thanksgiving dinner

Alright, everyone, as I prepare to carve this magnificent turkey...

...I just hope I don't *fowl* up my technique!