What do you call a factory that makes good products?

A satisfactory!

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

I tried to draw a picture of a pencil, but I couldn't find the point.

Your mom asked me to try and fix the coffee maker this morning, because it was really slow and sputtering. I tinkered with it for a bit, but it just wouldn't cooperate.

I guess it was still trying to perk up.