I've got so many side hustles,

my main job is starting to feel like a very expensive hobby.

I've been working on my emotional regulation in therapy

Now I can cry about my student loans in a more intentional way

My manager told me to 'optimize my passion' for the company.

But honestly, my only passion right now is optimizing my sleep schedule.

I suggested replacing our daily stand-up meeting with a simple email update, but my manager said

that would ruin the 'synergy' of watching each other drink coffee for 15 minutes