My idea of a 'starter home' is buying a large storage unit.

And just living in that.

I have so many side hustles now,

my full-time job is just my most profitable hobby.

I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is insane

I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loans

I'm really trying to get my finances in order.

But my most expensive hobby is currently 'being alive.'