I've been trying to save up for a down payment on a house

but at this rate, I'll be able to afford a mortgage when I'm eligible for a senior discount

My therapist identified my attachment style as 'anxious-preoccupied.'

Which perfectly explains why I keep checking if my DoorDash order is still 5 minutes away.

My boss said we're 'leaning into asynchronous communication' to boost efficiency.

Then he scheduled a mandatory 3-hour Zoom call for next Tuesday.

My company says 'we're a family here.'

Which explains why I'm emotionally exhausted and constantly planning my escape.