I just got a raise, but it's all going to inflation

so basically I'm just getting paid in nostalgia for the prices of 2019

I've been trying to develop a self-care routine in therapy

But so far, it just consists of apologizing to my plants for neglecting them

I've been practicing mindfulness in therapy to manage my anxiety

now I'm aware of every thought, including the one that says I'm still not doing the dishes

My manager told us, 'we're a family here.'

So I asked for an advance on my inheritance, and he said, 'Let's circle back on that.'