My therapist told me I need to be more present in the moment.

I told her sometimes I just can't help myself from coming early.

I've been dating a professional chocolatier, and she's been teaching me about the art of molding relationships.

Now I know why our love is so rich and nutty, but sometimes it leaves a bitter aftertaste.

I've been dating a professional taxidermist, and she's been teaching me about the importance of stuffing and mounting

But honestly, it's been a real challenge to get her to relax her grip

My girlfriend told me she wanted something for her birthday that she could ride all night long.

So I went out and bought her a Peloton.