๐จ Dad Joke
Sunday, March 22, 2026
Why did the baker break up with his girlfriend?
Because he kneaded space.
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I went to the doctor and said, 'Doc, I've got a problem, I've been feeling a little horse lately'
So I was at the coffee shop with my kids, and we saw a barista who was known for making intricate designs on the coffee drinks. The kids were amazed by the hearts and leaves she could create with just a little bit of foam. I asked her what inspired her to become a coffee artist, and she said it was because she loved being a
latte talented person
I was trying to get my kids to eat more vegetables, so I took them to the garden to show them where they come from.
Now they're rooted in their refusal to eat them.
So I was at the museum with my kids, and we saw an exhibit on ancient Egypt. The kids were fascinated by the mummies and the pyramids, and we started learning about pharaohs and their tombs. I asked the tour guide if they had found any interesting artifacts recently
and he said they had uncovered a lot of old 'wrap'!
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