I took my kids to the bakery and we saw a big sign that said they were having a sale on bread

It was a loaf of deals

So I was at the park with my kids, and we saw a guy playing fetch with his dog. The dog was really good at catching the ball, but the owner was having trouble throwing it straight. I asked him if he was using a special technique to throw the ball, and he said

he was paws-itive it would improve with practice

I took my cat to the vet because it was having some issues with its whiskers

The vet said it was just a purr-manent condition

I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.