I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I took my kids to the aquarium and we saw a fish with a sunken ship in its tank.

I guess you could say it had a 'reel' good time exploring the wreck.

I'm trying to become a mushroom farmer, but it's a fun-gi job to learn

I've been trying to organize my spice rack...

It's taking a lot of my thyme.