So, I went to the library this afternoon, looking for a book on anti-gravity. I spent a long time searching through all the science shelves and even asked the librarian for some help.

But I just couldn't put it down.

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little whine!

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato.