So I was at the beach with my kids, and we saw a big sandcastle that someone had built. The kids were impressed by how tall it was, and we started talking about who could have made it. I joked that it must have been a professional builder, and then I saw the sign next to it that said

it was a 'castle' in the sand, built by a 'grain' architect

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little whine!

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby about my new diet.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.