I bought a bunch of bananas at the store yesterday, but when I got home, I noticed one of them looked really sad and bruised. It was practically falling apart.

I guess it was feeling un-peel-y.

I'm having a grape time at the wine tasting, but it's a crushing experience.

Why did the clock go to the therapist?

It had too many ticks.

What do you call a factory that makes good products?

A satisfactory!