I took my cat to the vet, and they said it was having some vision problems.

I guess you could say it was having a paws-itive correlation between its eyesight and its purr-manent blindness.

I decided to get a job at the bakery.

I figured I kneaded the dough.

I tried to start a career as a beekeeper, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I wasn't the 'bee's knees' at it.

Why did the baker stop making bagels?

He got tired of the hole business.