I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is insane

I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loans

I'm trying to adult, but my budget is a puzzle

and the only piece that fits is ramen noodles

I suggested replacing our daily stand-up meeting with a simple email update

but my manager said that would 'kill the synergy' – code for 'I love hearing myself talk'.

My therapist told me I need to confront my fears.

So I started a podcast about all my anxieties instead.