I'm trying to adult, but my budget is a puzzle

and the only piece that fits is ramen noodles

I've been reading all these self-help books to improve my mental health

now my apartment is just a pile of unread books and unfulfilled potential

I asked my boomer friend for investment advice

He told me to buy a house, I told him I'd rather buy a Lambo, at least then I'd have a vehicle to sleep in

I've been working on my emotional regulation in therapy

Now I can cry about my student loans in a more intentional way