My biggest fear isn't dying.

It's having to pay for the funeral.

I'm trying to buy a house, but my budget is tight

I've got a 500k mortgage and a 5k salary, I'm basically just renting money from the bank at this point

My therapist told me I need healthier coping mechanisms.

So I started doom-scrolling for articles about healthy coping mechanisms.

I just got a raise, but it's basically just an inflation adjustment

So now I can afford last year's lifestyle, congratulations to me