๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraThursday, April 2, 2026
I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is insane
I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loans
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I'm really trying to plan for the future.
My long-term plan is just to survive long enough to see the next season of whatever I'm binging.
I'm thinking about starting a family.
But then I remember climate change, and I just buy another houseplant.
My therapist told me to 'do the work' and sit with my uncomfortable feelings.
So I added them to my calendar for next Tuesday at 3 PM, right after laundry.
I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.
I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.
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