My manager just scheduled a 'quick sync' to discuss our team's 'bandwidth challenges.'

The only bandwidth challenge I have is how much time I'm spending in meetings about not having time.

I've got three side hustles just to afford my main job's commute.

My boomer parents told me to save my money for a down payment.

Now I can almost afford a window in their old house.

I've been trying to adult by following boomer advice,

but it turns out 'just start a garden' doesn't actually pay my rent.