I've been doing the work in therapy to develop healthier coping mechanisms

Now I can procrastinate with a clear conscience and call it 'self-care'.

My therapist told me I need to learn to 'sit with my feelings.'

So I rearranged my entire apartment and alphabetized my spice rack instead.

I suggested sending a project update via email, but my manager insisted we needed a 'collaborative discussion'

now I've spent 2 hours in a meeting discussing the same 3 bullet points that were already in my email draft

My boss told me to 'manifest a positive outcome'

when I asked for a raise.