Why did the stuffing get invited to every party?

Because it was always so well-bread!

At our Thanksgiving table, the one thing everyone dreads more than dry turkey...

...is when Aunt Carol asks if anyone's considered going gluten-free and dairy-free this year.

In my family, Thanksgiving dinner is like a competitive sport.

The winner is whoever can deflect the most personal questions without choking on a dinner roll.

What do you call a very polite Thanksgiving stuffing?

Well-bread.