Thanksgiving at our house is always a test of endurance.

First, you survive the family gossip, then you survive the tryptophan.

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a perfectly balanced recipe

one part love, two parts argument, and a whole lot of gravy to smooth things over

Our family Thanksgiving dinner has two main courses:

Turkey with all the fixings, and unsolicited life advice from every generation.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer