The biggest mystery at our Thanksgiving dinner isn't how Aunt Martha made that gelatin salad.

It's whether the turkey or my cousin started crying first after someone asked about his career choices.

At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

We all take a group photo before we're all full, argumentative, and regretting our life choices

Why did the cranberry sauce feel embarrassed?

Because it saw the turkey dressing!

What did the stuffing say to the turkey?

You're the breadwinner of this meal, but I'm the one holding everything together!