Alright everyone, before I start carving this magnificent bird, I just have to axe you all a quick question...

...who's ready for some delicious turkey?

In my family, the most competitive event at Thanksgiving isn't football or eating the most pie.

It's seeing who can fall asleep on the couch first after dinner.

Why did the cranberry sauce blush?

Because it saw the turkey dressing!

The only thing more overcooked than our Thanksgiving turkey...

...is the conversation about my cousin's crypto investments.