I was trying to help your mom put together this new coffee table she bought online. It had a ton of screws and diagrams, and I spent ages trying to figure out which piece went where.

It was a real *table* of contents.

I'm shell-shocked by how much I spent on seashells at the beach today

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high, she looked surprised.

I tried to start a career as a beekeeper, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I didn't bee suited for the job.