We tried to plan a simple wedding, but our families had other ideas

Now our 'intimate gathering' has a waiting list and a VIP section

Creating our wedding seating chart felt less like planning a party,

and more like brokering a peace treaty between rival nations.

My wife and I have been married for ten years and we still share a closet.

By 'share,' I mean her clothes live *in* the closet, and mine live *on* that one chair in the bedroom.

We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized

Now we just need a planner to plan our meetings with the wedding planner