We tried to plan a simple wedding, but our families had other ideas

Now our 'intimate gathering' has a waiting list and a VIP section

When my wife and I were first dating, 'date night' meant a fancy dinner, maybe a show, or a romantic walk.

Now, 'date night' is successfully ordering takeout and watching one episode of a show before one of us falls asleep on the couch.

We showed our wedding budget to our families

and now they're all planning vacations to our honeymoon destination

I love how marriage is all about finding someone who accepts you for who you are

until you leave the cap off the toothpaste, then suddenly you're a completely different person