๐ Wedding Joke
Best Man ToastSunday, July 26, 2026
When you're dating, you might spend hours planning the perfect romantic gesture, sending flowers, or writing love letters.
But [Groom's Name], let me tell you, in marriage, you'll be a hero just for remembering to take out the trash, or refilling the toilet paper roll without being asked.
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We thought planning a wedding would be fun, like a big puzzle to solve together, until
we realized the puzzle was made of money, emotions, and 500 opinions from our relatives.
I asked the groom how he knew the bride was the one for him
He said, 'She's the only person who doesn't mind that I'm still a work in progress, and by that, I mean she's agreed to be my editor for the next 50 years.'
I've known the groom for many years, and I've seen him prepare for many challenges, but nothing could have prepared him for marriage.
But in all fairness, I think the only thing he's more committed to than the bride is his fantasy football league.
I remember [Groom's Name] once told me he was looking for someone who would complete him.
Now that he's found [Bride's Name], I think he's realized 'completing him' mostly involves knowing where he left his keys and reminding him to take out the recycling.
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