I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is

separate bathrooms and a strong WiFi signal

Many people talk about all the big adjustments you make when you get married.

But nobody warned me the biggest debate would be over the thermostat setting.

Marriage is like a game of Jenga

you start with a solid foundation, and then you take turns removing pieces until it all comes crashing down, but somehow you're still happy to play together

Before [Groom's Name] met [Bride's Name], his idea of a perfect Saturday involved epic gaming sessions or spontaneous road trips.

Now, I hear his biggest weekend triumph is successfully assembling IKEA furniture, and occasionally, getting to choose the movie on Netflix... after a lengthy negotiation.