I accidentally swallowed some food coloring today.

I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

I was trying to help your mom put together this new bookshelf she bought online. The instructions were really complicated, and it had about a million little pieces.

After an hour of struggling, she threw her hands up and said, 'I just can't make sense of it!' I said, 'Well, honey, sometimes you just have to *shelf* your frustrations for a bit and try again!'

What do you call a grape that complains all the time?

A whine.

Why did the man get fired from the button factory?

He kept losing his temper.