I took my kids to the bakery and saw a big tray of donuts

I guess you could say they were hole lot of trouble to resist

I was trying to get my kids to eat more vegetables, so I took them to the garden to show them where they come from.

Now they're rooted in their refusal to eat them.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

So I was trying to fix a squeaky door hinge in the house today, and my son came over to watch. He asked me why the door was making such a loud noise every time I opened it.

I told him it was because the door was feeling unhinged!