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Classic DadSunday, April 26, 2026
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun-gi
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
I was trying to start a garden in my backyard, but I was having trouble getting the seeds to grow. I checked the soil, the sunlight, and the watering schedule, but nothing seemed to be working. I decided to consult with a gardening expert, who told me the problem was
I wasn't planting the seeds deep enough, I guess you could say I wasn't getting to the root of the problem.
I've been trying to become a master baker, but it's not going well.
I guess you could say I'm struggling to knead the results I want.
So I was at the library studying for an exam, and I stumbled upon a book about the history of eggs. I cracked it open to learn more, and let me tell you, it was a real page-turner.
Because it was an egg-cellent read.
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