I'm trying to start a garden, but it's a growing concern.

I went to the bakery and saw a pie with a face on it

It was a pie-oneer in facial recognition

I'm a baker and I'm feeling crumby about my career choice.

So I was watching a nature show with the kids about different kinds of trees, and we saw some really tall ones. My daughter asked me if all trees were good at remembering things.

I told her, 'No, only the ones with good mem-oaks!'