I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high, she looked surprised.

I decided to take up painting as a hobby, so I went to the art store to buy some supplies. The store had a huge selection of brushes, canvases, and paints, but I was having trouble finding the perfect color. I asked the store owner for help, and he told me

it was a tint of a problem

I took my cat to the vet because it was having some issues with its whiskers

The vet said it was just a purr-manent condition

I'm addicted to placebos — I could quit, but it wouldn't make a difference.