Alright everyone, time to get to the 'meat' of the matter.

I hope this carving demonstration is truly carve-tivating!

Thanksgiving dinner at my house is a real test of endurance

because we don't just eat until we're full, we eat until we're separated by paramedics

At our Thanksgiving dinner, we have a tradition where everyone shares what they're grateful for.

But honestly, it's just a competition to see who can come up with the most creative way of saying they're thankful for wine.

Why did the stuffing get promoted at work?

Because it was great at filling important roles!